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Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, …
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But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending …
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I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
I never loved you. You lived before you met me?! Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. …
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Ow, my spirit! Who are those horrible orange men? Ow, my spirit! Say what? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! So, how ’bout them Knicks? Soothe us with …
It must be wonderful.
Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Professor, make a woman out of me. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot …
Noooooo!
Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Shut up and take my money! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… You mean while I’m sleeping in it? …